WOW! SERIOUSLY?

I wasn't very lucky today. :(

I went to the library today as usual. Guess it was my destiny today
to sat next to an Asian man.

A middle age Asian man with grey hair. He looks like a PhD. student.

Sadly his behavior shocked me.

Here's the deal. My friend and I were talking, chit-chating about
her brother's upcoming wedding.

Anyway this man was like lifted his left butt and sat on his right butt
then rudely and purposely FARTED. 

Like sooo loud and it goes like this 'PROOT PROOOOTT PROOOTTTTTT!!!'

We were like what the #^%$^%&!

It was DISGUSTING!

Luckily it didn't smell. So we were glad that we didn't suffocate to death. HAHA

But it's all goooood.

Come to think of it, it was actually pretty funny.

LOL. 

Okay TTYL

Have a nice FART-FREE-day.<3

Random question of the day:

• What is the nastiest smell you ever smell? 

I can list mine like one page long but one of the worst is 

totally the shit came out from a

'Petai eating monster' that's just plain evil shit!